CARD - Apparently We Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better

Wisdom? Overrated.
Maturity? Boring.
A sense of responsibility? Pass.

Enter the card that doubles as a life motto, featuring a gloriously sassy retro lady who looks like she just spiked the punch bowl at your nan’s Tupperware party.

Perfect For:

Birthdays 🎂 (the older they get, the funnier it gets)

Best friends 👯 (partners in crime need stationery too) Mum, Aunties, Nan 👵 (because trouble clearly runs in the family)

Self-gifting (stick it on the fridge as your new guiding principle)

Card Specs (aka Fab Features):

Premium cardstock shinier than your highlighter.

A6 Size Blank inside — write heartfelt words, or just doodle sparkly stick figures.

Envelope included, so you can hand-deliver fabulousness like a legend.

Made in Australia by Disrupted Industries.