CARD - Older. Wiser. Fartier.

Ah yes, the three undeniable stages of aging:

• Older (your knees click louder than your Spotify playlist).
• Wiser (you now know that “all you can eat” is a trap). 
• Fartier (a symphony follows you everywhere). 

This card tells the truth no one else will!

Perfect For:

• Birthdays 🎂 (especially the kind with enough candles to trigger the smoke alarm)
• Dad, Grandpa, Uncle Joe 👴 (a.k.a. the family brass section) 
• Best friends who laugh at fart jokes harder now than they did at 12 
• Yourself (because self-awareness is key)

Card Specs (aka Fab Features):

Premium cardstock shinier than your highlighter.

A6 Size Blank inside — write heartfelt words, or just doodle sparkly stick figures.

Envelope included, so you can hand-deliver fabulousness like a legend.

Made in Australia by Disrupted Industries.