CARD - Another Beer Older, Another Beer Wiser

Forget “Happy Birthday” — that’s child’s play.

Because let’s be real: age doesn’t necessarily bring wisdom… but it does bring better beer choices (no more warm lager from a can, we hope).

Perfect For:

• Birthdays 🍰 (especially the kind where the candles are a fire hazard)
• Beer snobs 🍻 (finally, their personality trait has a card) 
• Yourself (because self-love looks like a pint)

Card Specs (aka Fab Features):

Premium cardstock shinier than your highlighter.

A6 Size Blank inside — write heartfelt words, or just doodle sparkly stick figures.

Envelope included, so you can hand-deliver fabulousness like a legend.

Made in Australia by Disrupted Industries.