CARD - Today's Plan: Wine. Because Adulting Is Hard

Life is tough. Bills, laundry, endless emails, existential dread… and that’s just Monday. Enter the ultimate survival tool disguised as a greeting card:

Perfect For:

• Birthdays 🎂 (leveling up in age = leveling up in wine budget)
• Congratulations 🎉 (because nothing says “you made it” like a bottle of shiraz) 
• Sympathy 😭 (tax season, breakups, or when Netflix cancels your favorite show) 
• Just Because (aka Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday…)

Card Specs (aka Fab Features):

Premium cardstock shinier than your highlighter.

A6 Size Blank inside — write heartfelt words, or just doodle sparkly stick figures.

Envelope included, so you can hand-deliver fabulousness like a legend.

Made in Australia by Disrupted Industries.