CARD - What Rhymes with Birthday

Shakespeare? Overrated. Haikus? Too much counting. Rhyming “birthday”? Impossible… unless you’ve had two glasses of Pinot.

Introducing the card that solves poetry with alcohol:

“What Rhymes With Birthday? Wine.” 
Elegant. Honest. Slightly tipsy.

Perfect For:

• Birthdays (duh) 🥳
• Wine snobs 🍷 (they’ll nod in approval before lecturing you about tannins) 
• Friends who think Prosecco is a food group 
• Self-gifting (pair with a bottle for maximum impact)

Card Specs (aka Fab Features):

Premium cardstock shinier than your highlighter.

A6 Size Blank inside — write heartfelt words, or just doodle sparkly stick figures.

Envelope included, so you can hand-deliver fabulousness like a legend.

Made in Australia by Disrupted Industries.